1. You called your daughter "Lois" and that's not her name.

2. You go away for three days and on one of them only three threads had new posts! (People, please, I know I'm a post-slut, but you've got to help me out some. grumble Now, I've got to bring the laptop with me on my vacation in July or LabRat will have a heart attack from lack of posts.)

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.