I've been looking for a place to post a link to one of my favorite comedians. Look's like you guys win!
Tim Hawkins--A Homeschool Family Seriously, I can't tell you how many times I have been asked how I planned ______ to teach my children. I always respond, "Are you considered that I haven't mastered kindergarten-level _____?" since it tends to get the conversation back on a reasonable track.
Elisabeth