Gossip columnist? I'm a
gossip columnist?!
That's... Well... So very, very unlikely!
I don't smooze. I don't party with celebs. My camera doesn't have a very long papparazzi lens. And I don't have a subscription to 'Hello' or 'Heat' or any of those other grim celebrity magazines that turn up from time to time in the hairdressers where, on the rare occasions that I have picked the magazines up, I have failed to recognise 95% of the people they talk about and the gossip has been as out of date as an analogue mobile phone. (Now, when I go to the hairdressers, I take a good novel with me.)
I'd better get busy and work towards the next level. At least I could live with being a Feature Writer!
Chris
