Good grief, woman, if you make me like Herb by the end of this one, I'll never forgive you!
I, however, will pay extra. Double, even!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
