You might be addicted to IRC if...
...you start giving out your cell phone number, instead of your land line, so people can actually reach you!
...you do this even though you have prepaid cell service, and pay for every minute!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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