19) Military Officers never look like Clark Kent did in his Army uniform (darn him!)
20) Apparently evil geniuses have several women who are ridiculously in love with him, and will exact revenge over his death even ten years after a divorce...
21) Psychologists are either really helpful, smitten to the point of psychosis, or breeding mindless killers.
22) Sooner or later, with or without tights, the girl WILL notice your face. And the fact that you've been lying for the past two years...
23) Apparently, federal disasters end after you meet Clark. (There's still hope wooooo!)
23) Cheese of the Month Club... I have SO gotta look into that!


That is about all I can come up with at the moment...


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*