Headline:
"Daily Planet Reporter Falls in Vat of Chocolate Icecream; Fire Department Called to Scoop Her Out"
Jimmy: *snickering* Well Lois, I guess you were finally scooped. I knew the day would come, but I never thought it would be done so literally!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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