Manager: Er... No, Supe -- Clark. We at the FoLC Hotel are certainly not obsessed with you and Lois.

Clark: Then why do you have a picture of us on the desk in every room?

Manager: Because... uhm... we accidentally ordered too many from... the Daily Planet's publicity office?

Clark: Why would a hotel be ordering publicity pictures from the Daily Planet?

Manager: So... er... we could qualify for... uh... better subscription rates? We do get a copy for every room, you know...


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.