"...and so he was all 'la-de-dah, i'm going to take your purse,' but i did this with my knee, which told him very clearly 'i don't think so.'"
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"can you believe it, clark? perry's sending me off to interview some australian magician. as if there was nothing better i could be doing for him. but, no. i've got my assignment. i'm off to see the wizard, 'the wonderful wizard of oz.' <sigh> ... hey, think he'll like my red shoes?"
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"i just saw 'the karate kid' again, clark, and i can't believe the stupid stuff they pulled. there's no such thing as a crane kick. it makes no sense. i mean, there is a crane stance. that goes like this... ack! help, clark! i forgot! you can't do the crane stance while wearing a skirt! i'm going to fall over!"
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clark's thoughts: i have no idea what lois is ranting about this time but hey, check out those legs!
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"he's going to do what to my hair? okay, that's it! no more! i am through with this story. i'm just walking right off the page. tank can very well write it with out me, if that's what he wants to do."
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clones and frogs and schemes to replace the president and amnesia and... that's it, clark. we're going to vegas!
