Lois: "I'm invisible. No one can see me. I am one with the magazine. I *am* the magazine. If you look this way you will only see the magazine."
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Clark: "Lo-is stop pretending you don't read those magazines."
Lois: "I'm not reading it, I'm looking at the pictures."
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Lois, reading: "How to tell if your man is a *Super* catch." muttering: "Nope, nope, nope, Clark doesn't fit any of these! How can he be Superman?"