Okay, I can't resist, but I'm doing them backwards...
For the second picture: "Lois, if you had just let my mom give you cooking lessons, you wouldn't be facing these manslaughter charges!"
And for the first: "Hey, that's *my* wife's cooking you're insulting!"
PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed. He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement." "You can say that again," she told him. "I have a...." "Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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