For the first picture:
Superman: Woo hoo wow spandex never looked so good! Mmmm... I better shield her from the public because she is not theirs to ogle! Lois would you object to me telling you to cover your chest? I see Jimmy coming over and I don't like that look on his face!
UltraWoman: Clark! Your not feeling threatened by Jimmy are you?
Superman: Well...
UltraWoman: Clark there's no competition I love you and while we are on this subject don't you think I feel threatened when women look at you like a piece of meat?
Superman: Touche, but like you said there's no competition the only woman I want to look at me like a piece of meat is you and you already do!
UltraWoman: Well get going with this press conference Clark I got a date with a certain sexy superhero tonight.
