Just popping in quickly here, but from the starting words I think this might be part of one of Marlin PFinch-Lupus or whateverhisnamewas <g>'s nature speeches. From Whine, Whine, Whine.
Is that enough of a clue? <G>
LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.