Ok, I think that makes it my turn.
How about:
"You're just mad that I'm the one wearing the tights -- pants, I mean pants..."
Said by whom, to whom, and in what episode?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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