http://lcfanfic.com/stories2/montrose.txt Montrose's Toast by Phil Atcliffe
It's the only revelation story I know of where Clark goes on the offensive with Lois in a really satisfying way.
of course, it's a sequel to Sold! by Erin Dawn McInnis (a 4KB story) found at
http://lcfanfic.com/stories/sold.txt