Okay--erm, so there's this folc---but this folc's not me, it's a friend of mine. Yeah, that's it--a friend of mine. And I--I mean, *my friend* wrote this fic and...

Okay, I confess: it's me. I got this idea for a premise, and after kicking it around in my head for a long time, I eventually decided to write a fic about it. I call this fic my melancholy baby: it has a shape like a melon and a face like a collie. It's a very rough draft, and I have no clue what to do for an ending. This might even be a job for *two* beta readers.

The fic is roughly PG for violenceishness, maybe a hint of a drop of sexuality, mild language, and a very sick...but that would be telling.

This is NOT a comedy. It might be considered drama, but I'm not sure.

Like I said, it's very rough and it needs an ending. It may also need a plot...

So are there any brave souls who want to volunteer? help


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