[who can't wait to have time to read whatever it is Rat's writing and hopes that the relevant parts haven't been posted already making this post completely irrelevant but haven't been to the FF folder yet]
LabRat immediately looks exceptionally guilty and starts shuffling her feet because - as usual - after that initial burst of enthusiasm she hasn't so much as looked at said story file since. Yes, I am ashamed. Deeply, deeply ashamed.
LabRat
(off to see if said file is salvageable)