two questions to a flesh and blood Clark Kent? hum...only two?

okay, I guess it would be:

"what was the name of the Nigerian princess that gave you dancing courses?"

and

"Who d'you take advice from while choosing your ties and could you give me one or two tips for fast editing articles?"

Yep I cheated on the last one but just pretend I didn't wink .

er, need I to mention that it's first season Clark, newbie at the Daily Planet? laugh