The story so far...
Lois took aim and hurled her purse at Clark just as it exploded! She ducked as a lipstick shot towards her.
"Dr Klein's paying for that! You okay Clark? Sorry about that, it's a new snap-trap Bernie helped me design."
Clark's Armani suit was smoldering "Needs work," he grumbled, looking at his ruined outfit.
"Let's help Jimmy clean his blue suit and leave before Luthor sees his favorite lipstick shade on your lips."
Lois noticed his torn sleeve.
"Clark, what is that under your shirt?" she asked, curiously.
"Ah, I think the lipstick must've-"
"No, that blue fabric."
"Oh that? That is my backup wardrobe in case something burns my suit and I-"
"Mrs. Lois Klein?" a voice interrupted from behind them.
"When-"
"Mrs. KLEIN??" Lois interrupted, indignant. "Not since I married Lex!"
"Nor since she married me." said Jimmy.
Clark gaped stupidly as Lois shot Jimmy, "Liar!"
"Didn't last night mean anything to you?" Clark asked, pained.
"Last night?" Lois shouted completely outraged at Perry's inability to keep his mouth closed. She wished she hadn't cleaned Perry's
bathroom, since she'd promised Clark she'd sleep with him before she was forced to take out the garbage.
"Okay everyone, out!!!" Towing Clark towards the window, she asked, "You coming?"
"Actually, Lois, I'd prefer not to jump to my death or land in a dumpster."
"It's all or nothing farmboy!" she purred, stroking his chest.
