Since the boards are quiet at the moment and we can always use a bit of fun, I thought I’d start another one of these. Anyone feel like playing? Basically, we’re writing a multi-authored story, five words at a time. Take it anywhere you want it to go, just for coolgirl’s sake, no cockroaches this time round please.

Ok, I’ll start…

Lois took aim and hurled

oooo fun... I'm no writer but I think I can manage five words.

her purse at Clark just

as it exploded! She ducked

as a lipstick shot towards

her.

"Dr Klein's paying for

that! You okay Clark? Sorry

about that, it's a new

snap-trap Bernie helped me design."

()

Clark's Armani suit was smoldering

.

"Needs work," he grumbled, looking

at his ruined outfit.

"Let's

help Jimmy clean his blue

suit and leave before Luthor

sees his favorite lipstick shade

on your lips."

Just then

Lois noticed his torn sleeve.

Clark, what is that under

your shirt?" she asked, curiously.

"Ah, I think the lipstick

must've-"

"No, that blue fabric.

Oh that? That is my

backup wardrobe in case something

burns my suit and I

Lois took aim and hurled her purse at Clark just as it exploded! She ducked as a lipstick shot towards her.

"Dr Klein's paying for that! You okay Clark? Sorry about that, it's a new snap-trap Bernie helped me design."

Clark's Armani suit was smoldering "Needs work," he grumbled, looking at his ruined outfit.

"Let's help Jimmy clean his blue suit and leave before Luthor sees his favorite lipstick shade on your lips."

Lois noticed his torn sleeve.

"Clark, what is that under your shirt?" she asked, curiously.

"Ah, I think the lipstick must've-"

"No, that blue fabric."

"Oh that? That is my backup wardrobe in case something burns my suit and I"

"Mrs. Lois Klein?" a voice

interrupted from behind them.

"When

-"

"Mrs. KLEIN??" Lois interrupted, indignant.

"Not since I married Lex!"

"Nor since she married me."

said Jimmy.

Clark gaped stupidly

as Lois shot Jimmy, "Lier!"

"Didn't last night mean anything

to you?" Clark asked, pained.

"Last night?" Lois shouted completely

outraged at Perry's inability to

keep his mouth closed. She

wished she hadn't cleaned Perry's

bathroom, since she'd promised Clark

she'd sleep with him before

(That's as in at his house or on the same bed)

she was forced to take

out the garbage.

"Okay everyone,

out the garbage.

"Okay everyone,

out!!! Towing Clark towards the

window, she asked, "You coming?"

"Actually, Lois, I'd prefer not

to jump to my death

or land in a dumpster."

"It's all or nothing farmboy!"

The story so far...

Lois took aim and hurled her purse at Clark just as it exploded! She ducked as a lipstick shot towards her.

"Dr Klein's paying for that! You okay Clark? Sorry about that, it's a new snap-trap Bernie helped me design."

Clark's Armani suit was smoldering "Needs work," he grumbled, looking at his ruined outfit.

"Let's help Jimmy clean his blue suit and leave before Luthor sees his favorite lipstick shade on your lips."

Lois noticed his torn sleeve.

"Clark, what is that under your shirt?" she asked, curiously.

"Ah, I think the lipstick must've-"

"No, that blue fabric."

"Oh that? That is my backup wardrobe in case something burns my suit and I-"

"Mrs. Lois Klein?" a voice interrupted from behind them.

"When-"

"Mrs. KLEIN??" Lois interrupted, indignant. "Not since I married Lex!"

"Nor since she married me." said Jimmy.

Clark gaped stupidly as Lois shot Jimmy, "Liar!"

"Didn't last night mean anything to you?" Clark asked, pained.

"Last night?" Lois shouted completely outraged at Perry's inability to keep his mouth closed. She wished she hadn't cleaned Perry's
bathroom, since she'd promised Clark she'd sleep with him before she was forced to take out the garbage.

"Okay everyone, out!!!" Towing Clark towards the window, she asked, "You coming?"

"Actually, Lois, I'd prefer not to jump to my death or land in a dumpster."

"It's all or nothing farmboy!" she purred, stroking his chest.

"What do you mean, Lois?"

"Just that I know you're

an incredible skydiver and I

know you've got your wind-proof

jacket with the build-in parachute

" Clark interrupted her by kissing

his knuckles, which confused her.

"Clark what's that on your

pants?" than gleefully "Oh, wow"

I've never seen anything that

-" turning blue Lois collapsed. Dead!

So Clark flew against time

[edit]
by circling Earth at hyperspeed

, ending up stranded on Krypton

.

"Alway works in movies," he

grumbled staring confusedly at the

Red sun. A massive quake

shook the ground beneath him.

"Fine! What else could go

wrong!" He screamed at the

Universe! In answer Scardino appeared.

"Hello, I am God." he

boomed.

"Urgh! I'm in Hell!"

A lightening bolt zaps Scardino.

Right after passing through Clark.

and both died.


=============
Hey they're on Krypton, so no powers!

Clark woke up screaming.

"Honey...?"

Lois asked running her fingers

up his thigh and under

his pink tutu before he

shrieked again, noticing his attire.

"Dance again Clark. Please." Lois

breathed huskily. "You are already...

The story so far...

Lois took aim and hurled her purse at Clark just as it exploded! She ducked as a lipstick shot towards her.

"Dr Klein's paying for that! You okay Clark? Sorry about that, it's a new snap-trap Bernie helped me design."

Clark's Armani suit was smoldering "Needs work," he grumbled, looking at his ruined outfit.

"Let's help Jimmy clean his blue suit and leave before Luthor sees his favorite lipstick shade on your lips."

Lois noticed his torn sleeve.

"Clark, what is that under your shirt?" she asked, curiously.

"Ah, I think the lipstick must've-"

"No, that blue fabric."

"Oh that? That is my backup wardrobe in case something burns my suit and I-"

"Mrs. Lois Klein?" a voice interrupted from behind them.

"When-"

"Mrs. KLEIN??" Lois interrupted, indignant. "Not since I married Lex!"

"Nor since she married me." said Jimmy.

Clark gaped stupidly as Lois shot Jimmy, "Liar!"

"Didn't last night mean anything to you?" Clark asked, pained.

"Last night?" Lois shouted completely outraged at Perry's inability to keep his mouth closed. She wished she hadn't cleaned Perry's
bathroom, since she'd promised Clark she'd sleep with him before she was forced to take out the garbage.

"Okay everyone, out!!!" Towing Clark towards the window, she asked, "You coming?"

"Actually, Lois, I'd prefer not to jump to my death or land in a dumpster."

"It's all or nothing farmboy!" she purred, stroking his chest.

"What do you mean, Lois?"

"Just that I know you're an incredible skydiver and I know you've got your wind-proof jacket with the built-in parachute-"

Clark interrupted her by kissing his knuckles, which confused her.

"Clark what's that on your pants?" then gleefully "Oh, wow, I've never seen anything that-" Turning blue Lois collapsed. Dead!

So Clark flew against time by circling Earth at hyperspeed, ending up stranded on Krypton.

"Alway works in movies," he grumbled staring confusedly at the Red sun. A massive quake shook the ground beneath him.

"Fine! What else could go wrong!" He screamed at the Universe! In answer Scardino appeared.

"Hello, I am God." he boomed.

"Urgh! I'm in Hell!"

A lightening bolt zaps Scardino, right after passing through Clark, and both died.

Clark woke up screaming.

"Honey...?" Lois asked running her fingers up his thigh and under his pink tutu before he shrieked again, noticing his attire.

"Dance again Clark. Please." Lois breathed huskily. "You are already warmed up. I made sure

the female LnC fans arrived

(what kind of sick people are we?)

with their cheerleader pom-poms to

watch and cheer you on."

Clark woke screaming! Kryptonite, Rum

and cheese made dangerous bedfellows.

A forcefull knock at his

window made Clark wonder who

wanted him dead, again!

Exasperated he got up from

his bed and went to

let Ultra Woman in

"Now what?" he asked as

he fixed her tie. Knowing

that it would make her

I noticed this was never finished... perhaps there are some Folcs out there who are willing to participate...
The rules can be found in the first post.

The story so far:

Lois took aim and hurled her purse at Clark just as it exploded! She ducked as a lipstick shot towards her.

"Dr Klein's paying for that! You okay Clark? Sorry about that, it's a new snap-trap Bernie helped me design."

Clark's Armani suit was smoldering "Needs work," he grumbled, looking at his ruined outfit.

"Let's help Jimmy clean his blue suit and leave before Luthor sees his favorite lipstick shade on your lips."

Lois noticed his torn sleeve.

"Clark, what is that under your shirt?" she asked, curiously.

"Ah, I think the lipstick must've-"

"No, that blue fabric."

"Oh that? That is my backup wardrobe in case something burns my suit and I-"

"Mrs. Lois Klein?" a voice interrupted from behind them.

"When-"

"Mrs. KLEIN??" Lois interrupted, indignant. "Not since I married Lex!"

"Nor since she married me." said Jimmy.

Clark gaped stupidly as Lois shot Jimmy, "Liar!"

"Didn't last night mean anything to you?" Clark asked, pained.

"Last night?" Lois shouted completely outraged at Perry's inability to keep his mouth closed. She wished she hadn't cleaned Perry's
bathroom, since she'd promised Clark she'd sleep with him before she was forced to take out the garbage.

"Okay everyone, out!!!" Towing Clark towards the window, she asked, "You coming?"

"Actually, Lois, I'd prefer not to jump to my death or land in a dumpster."

"It's all or nothing farmboy!" she purred, stroking his chest.

"What do you mean, Lois?"

"Just that I know you're an incredible skydiver and I know you've got your wind-proof jacket with the built-in parachute-"

Clark interrupted her by kissing his knuckles, which confused her.

"Clark what's that on your pants?" then gleefully "Oh, wow, I've never seen anything that-" Turning blue Lois collapsed. Dead!

So Clark flew against time by circling Earth at hyperspeed, ending up stranded on Krypton.

"Alway works in movies," he grumbled staring confusedly at the Red sun. A massive quake shook the ground beneath him.

"Fine! What else could go wrong!" He screamed at the Universe! In answer Scardino appeared.

"Hello, I am God." he boomed.

"Urgh! I'm in Hell!"

A lightening bolt zaps Scardino, right after passing through Clark, and both died.

Clark woke up screaming.

"Honey...?" Lois asked running her fingers up his thigh and under his pink tutu before he shrieked again, noticing his attire.

"Dance again Clark. Please." Lois breathed huskily. "You are already warmed up. I made sure the female LnC fans arrived with their cheerleader pom-poms to watch and cheer you on."

Clark woke screaming! Kryptonite, Rum and cheese made dangerous bedfellows. A forcefull knock at his window made Clark wonder who wanted him dead, again! Exasperated he got up from his bed and went to let Ultra Woman in.

"Now what?" he asked as he fixed her tie. Knowing that it would make her purr like a contented kitten

"Use your imagination," she whispered

LabRat

as she cut her hair.

Tank (who says the gentle readers knew he was going to get on of those in before it was over)

"You're about to go bald!"

"I'm cosplaying Ilia for you."

"But Lois you know I

have a Star Trek phobia!"

"Ooops! Well, think of it

as a really cunning disguise

... you know all about disguises ...

don't you? Mr. Undercover at

...The Fabulous Ladies Night Club.


(Opportunity for a Buffy crossover here if anyone wants to run with it)