Alright, after a long time of sitting on it I may actually get off my lurker butt and start writing this little tale. Anyone who would like to take up the challenge, or could inform me of a couple fics with similar elements, would most certainly be welcome and appreciated.

Hmm... no pizza delivery, eh? Sounds like it's time for a good old 'night on the town'...

Oh, it's no problem, I can just-- what? You want to do what?

...No, I just don't think peanut butter is used that way very often...