What if Clark had been found by Chefs, not Farmers:

Faster than a speeding eggbeater! More powerful than a George Foreman Grill! Able to heap all blendings into a single mound! Supperman, strange epicure from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal chefs. Supperman, who can change the course of uninspiring repast, blend meals with his bare hands, and who disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered food critic for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for food, sustenance, and the American gourmet.

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