Oh my goodness!
You owe me a new monitor. And, just so you know, Diet Pepsi through the nose hurts. A lot.
That had me laughing so hard I cried. Just... awesome. I wish I could write comedy like that. To me, it's one of the hardest things to write and, most importantly, write
well.
The bit that Dave quoted was my favorite part. And this:
“Uh... no,” said Clark faintly. “We didn’t. Know that. That is.” And then he fell silent, lost in implications he just... didn’t care to be lost in. At all.
*rotfl* There were really too many great lines and paragraphs to quote them all.
Please tell me there's more where that came from.