CC, this is absolutely hysterical. I just so love your Lois - and Clark, too, of course - but especially Lois. She just cracks me up.
You can give us all the FLAN you want if it's as funny as this.
LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.