Woo-hoo! I'm a hero! Do I get something for that? An award?

I do? Ooo, it's a box! I wonder what's in it!

It's bright. Very bright. And that looks kind of sparkly. Cool! And it's...

A pair of red briefs.

Thanks, guys. You shouldn't have.

Really.

But, er, anyway...

laugh

(Though I was briefly hoping that there would be other super heroes... Never mind.)

But, wait... you're telling me they bought all those briefs, and they're never going to use them?? Or maybe they do, but I'm just looking in the wrong folder...

And hey!! I want to see where they tell Martha!

And where Martha sheepishly explains that there aren't many people who do hand-made briefs and uhm... Thanks for the influx of cash, but does this mean she should stop?

Or maybe not.

(But someone should tell her that those stones on the inside sound awfully uncomfortable...)

"Dessert before the..." laugh

But... uhm... "too rediculous"?? Okay, who told you there was such a thing? I want names!!

So, uhm, what I'm trying to say is... that was a really fun laugh out loud story! Thanks for posting!!

Paul

Still cherishing fond memories of last week...

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.