I just read this story and laughed my head off, put it back on, laughed it off, put it back...you get the picture. Mary, Mary, please don't be contrary, finish this story.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.