wow, i was hoping for a few chuckles or something. thanks, guys! smile

and vicki, of course i don't mind. i was hoping someone would pick up where i left off, finish the second trip around the alphabet. you did a good deal more than that. wow, great job! and rotflol i love the exchange with the nodding.

as for continuing, i can only think of two possibilites offhand, and they're both cheating...

"XYZ!" (universal playground code for "examine your zipper!")

or naming the visitor something like "xavier yorrik zomir, aka bobby cole."

dunno. anyone have any better ideas? smile

Paul

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.