Oh my goodness, Paul, That was amazing. Met the challenge, and then some. Sounded like actual speech. Made sense. Fit L&C canon to a T. Was humorous. And didn't resort to made up words (or made up names of poisons!). Just amazing! 
"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution" - Daniel Webster
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