I'm busy picturing what jaws of death Lois was dangling over when she lost her hair...
I think someone should nominate Karen to the Evil Minions for this! If you want to, come here.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.