Michael: And here I thought I'd scared another one off.
Uuuummm…no? Oh, wait, “Clark” not “Superman”.
Ah, yes. To refresh your memory... Alt-Lois doesn't know that she and Lucy (canon Lois) are the same person, different dimensions. Nor does she know that the man she had a wild weekend with (Mr. Amazing) is the same as Clark Kent. And go...
Best damn reporter in the entire city. Indeed.
Best damn self-involved reporter... Oh, right, and she's blind in more ways than one.... or was.
Ooooh! I’ve got an idea: Lois could get home and read Lucy the riot act about how she looks like an elephant and that her blood pressure’s coming from that and she should lose a couple of pounds so she doesn’t hog the men in their combined lives.
I doubt Alt-Lois'd convince the woman (Lucy) who's more close to the man she's crushing on (CK) to lose weight and make herself more appealing. Married or not.
/Imagines Lois calling her father, complaining how Lucy has just made a huge leak on the living room floor.
Baby is due in Feb, this is Dec. Well, she did make that dog joke a day or two earlier.
Hey, it’s a spectator sport. Like wrestling.
And sometimes is spectator sports there is collateral damage, right?
So, she has a man habit and a shopping habit? Does the shoe habit complete the trifecta?
She has a B&E habit, a Chocolate habit, a being nosy habit, a Superman habit <<cough, cough addiction>... shall I go on?
Yep. Usually, it’s Superman who saves them and Clark who beds them.
She's new.
No. His mind was gone bye-bye at that time.
I think the phrase I used was "down the drain" but bye-bye works.
Too much hustle. What if the silicon clogs up the drain?
Nobody mentioned falsies.
But Clark Kent was raised by Kansas farmers and Kal El is the last son of a patriarchal society that actively employs professional caretakes.
I believe the correct term is "concubines".
Unscrewed?
Okay, first the lights, now the presents. She does get distracted by shiny things quite easily.
She's been literally blind for a while. Give her a break on the shiny stuff. Doesn't the blue suit have a bit of reflectivity to it?
That’s a mean truth. Oh boy, will she tan his hide. Especially, since he told her about the green stuff.
So, you think she'll learn the truth, find Kryptonite, and make a glowy green paddling board?
Awwwwwwwwww… the purrfect gift for Lois Lane. Say, did he also stop by at a specialty shop and get Lois an anatomically correct chocolate figure wrapped in blue/yellow foil and a red napkin?
If he did that wouldn't it have been on the cover of all the tabloids? That would have been creepy.
Give her time. She's only been home less than a week.
Michael