Quotes:
LOIS: One look at the headlines and I want to be chemically hosed.
CLARK: You have to keep a sense of humor. Think what a kick the kids are gonna get ouf of these things.
LOIS: Maybe we’re cursed.
LOIS: So we should look on the bright side? At least the Wedding Destroyer isn’t coming after us?
NUNK: Man it must burn you. Lois all whacked and shacked with her old fiancé. Of course, you had that hot little lizard-eating clone to do the frug (sic) with.
LOIS: Superman, I have an idea. Grab Nunk, rough him up.
LOIS: Other couples are picking out China-patterns arguing over seating charts. We’re breaking and entering.
CLARK: There is some truth in here (The National Inquirer). Or maybe truth is too strong a word.
The National Inquisitor: She was Luthor’s Love Slave
The National Inquisitor: Reporter Still Searching For Lost Mind
National Whisper: Lois-Luthor Luv Nest
Details
Clark jokes about their future kids. Lois takes it in stride, no panic at all.
Lois bumps her head and pretends to have lost her memory.
Lois thinks pretending to lose her memory is funny while the tabloid headlines of her ordeal are not.
Clark fries film using his x-ray vision.
Lois and Clark caught Myrtle Beech, The Wedding Destroyer, in the first half of Sesa-on One, probably in the fall between GGGoH and Honeymoon.
Myrtle Beech with the help of her grief therapist Dr. Voyle Grumman breaks out of prison, on a mission to destroy Lois and Clark’s wedding by killing Clark. She later switches her target to Lois.
Myrtle’s parents died when she was five. She inherited 200 million dollars which she got access to when she turned eighteen. She met Roger, an attorney who handled her estate. Roger died in a car crash on the way to their wedding. It lates turns out he was having an affair with Myrtle’s bridesmaid Emily. Later, Myrtle started interfering with weddings, let rats loose in a church, called in a bomb threat, sunk a boat. In to-tal, she disrupted about 20 weddings. 6 of the couples then sought out Dr. Grum-man.
Lois goes into bridezilla mode and attacks her under-siege wedding like a battle plan. She cancels the shower, the rehearsal, out-of-town brunch and rehearsal dinner, canceled. Reception to be determined.
Leo Nunk leeches on to Myrtle, so he can get a front row seat exclusive. He supplies surveillance information on Lois and Clark. Lois steals Nunks notes, finding out about his associations with Myrtle and Voyle. Myrtle and Voyle suspect Nunk is giving Lois and Clark information, try the electrocution wedding band on Nunk and in the pro-cess, Voyle accidently on purpose kills Nunk.
The lair of Myrtle and Voyle has a secret entrance and inside the secret lair there is a second secret room with filing cabinets. Dr. Grumman catches Lois in his lair. He lets her go because he needs Lois and Clark to have their wedding so he can manipulate Myrtle.
Dr. Grumman wants to create a creature driven solely by grief and pain.
Lois decides to set a wedding trap. They do the wedding with just them. Their par-ents and Perry and Jimmy demand to be there. Perry performs as the officiant at the fake wedding. Myrtle electrocutes Lois but Clark manages to talk Myrtle down from following through on killing Lois.
Perry asks Clark if he’s sure Superman’s around when it’s just him and Clark. This implies he does not yet know.
Lois and Clark get married thanks to divine intervention with their personal guardian angel “Mike”.
Lois and Clark’s marriage certificate is signed as “Mike A.M.G., a divine representa-tor”. Wedding date: Oct. 6th, 1996
Lois and Clark have their honeymoon planned in Hawai’i.
The US President sends his congratulations.
Bunnies:
* Lois and Clark investigating Myrtle Beech around episode 12 of Season 1.
Michael
