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ROTFLMAO Dave!!  I'll have to thank Wendy for making you post this.  It's really sweet, too, though. It's just like him to be this faithful to her.  ) Julie
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Scully: I only get five?
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LOL!!!! Okay, I guess I hate those "forever-pre"-relationship stories as much as Wendy possibly loves them! Ah, those stories which end by telling us that Clark and Lois may actually become friends sometime in the (far) future. Or those where Clark is contemplating telling Lois his secret, but then again, acting rashly is never a good idea.... Or those which get them stuck in a Tempus-created time loop, where they can never progress past cuddling on the couch, so that they can never have any children of their own and Tempus has made sure that Utopia can never happen. Well! Those of you who love the "forever-pre" tales, David has written the ultimate, ultimate story for you! Come back here and read it whenever you think Clark is coming on to Lois a little bit too strong. And all you wonderful writers out there, now that David has given all of us this immaculate tribute to pure platonic yearning, perhaps you can take Clark and Lois past the lull of eternal "pre" now? Pretty please? Ann
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... I'll be back later with more feedback... but don't push me, okay? I just need some time to think. Sara
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OMG, Dave I was so confused as to why they were in a hospital at first... I thought it was going to be something horrible and sad. And, well, this scenario was both horrible and sad, but just not in the way I thought. And you, mister, are just badddd!! But bad like GOOD because that gave me a really good laugh! So thank you for sharing! And thank you Wendy for pushing Dave to post this! ~NICOLE
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 Gotta love satire.  And the fact that Clark is physically an old man! Thanks, Dave. c. (who is choosing to believe that although Lois never accepted the marriage proposal, the two had had a decades-long passionalte affair and that Clark's patience was not physical, but just a hope that they would marry for the sake of their kids. )
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LOL, Carol! Thanks for making me see this story in a wonderful new light!!!! 
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You are a very bad man. LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
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I see painkillers are good for writing!! Jose
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I don't get it. Why is everyone saying that this is funny? Or really horribly sad and mean? Don't you think it's just so romantic? I mean, he really will wait forever for her.  Loved it, Dave.  (And, yeah, I like Carol's interpretation too ) Wendy
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I'm in total agreement with Wendy -- it's just so sweetly romantic: Clark felt his heart lighten. He couldn't resist her charms, even after all this time. "Of course," he whispered, bringing her hand to his lips and smiling softly. He was a patient man. He'd given her time, and he'd give her more. He'd give her forever. Just ... *gah.* I don't have enough words. Just ... that's it. That's love. The end. Oops; P.S. Lovely vignette, Dave -- I'm glad Wendy convinced you to post this!
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That's love or dementia for you.
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LOL!!! Jackie
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Hehe!! That was fun. Romantic, too, but mostly fun. (And LOL at Carol's suggestion ) Keep writing, Dave! See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Dave, you have taken back all your "awwws" from If You Just Believe from me for this story. Wonderful. I loved it, very aww and just a nice thing to read before heading out for the weekend. Love your work as always ~Lois Lane Wanna Be
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Walk to the edge.
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ROTFLMAO. Honey let me take out your teeth and suck on your gums! LOL Laura
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Dave Now that's what I call dedication!! Tricia 
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Oh this was FUNNY! So very Clark and yet so very silly Awesome stuff....
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ROFL!! You made me do a double-take there. It's sweet, but also twisted. He would wait forever...Awww. He has to wait forever...Boooo. Although it does make Lois look like an evil fiend for keeping that poor man waiting so long. Unless Carol's interpretation is taken into account in which case I withdraw my comment. Thanks, Dave
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