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If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
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Now... I'm not sure I can feedback this story without revealing exactly who was responsible for what, so I'll refrain. 
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Self-described group name entirely appropriate. Y'all are seriously
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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CrazyWritersRUs  Tricia 
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Not guilty?? Not guilty? Who are you guys kidding? I know you all. Sara, you're as innocent as the horns pointing from under that halo you stole from me. Julie, ditto! You don't even pretend to be innocent.  Shayne, I remember you giving me ideas for the NWH Tank Ending. Nuff said. Wendy? *snigger* Do I even need to say it? Innocent? Not you, my friend. You are all GUILTY of giving me a good chuckle this morning! Two favourite lines (among many): The monkey had a look of malevolence in its eyes that Clark hadn't seen since the time he'd stolen Lois's last chocolate bar. and... The stars sparkled. The moon glistened. And the squalling alley-cats sang a heavenly chorus. But they're among lots of other hilarious lines. Bumblebee? Kaethel 
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
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Sure, the monkey was sleeping... but he still felt exposed. ROTFL!  At this point I almost sprayed coffee over my keyboard. The rest was equally entertaining. You guys really are bananas. We should feed you to the monkey! Ursie (still
Lois: Well, I like my quirks. I think they make me unique.
Clark: You certainly are unique.
Clark: You're high maintenance, you know that?
Lois: But I'm worth it!
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Hey, it's been a long time since we had an IRC RR story posted - but it was worth the wait.  LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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I can't believe you guys posted this. Okay, I can believe that, what I can't believe is that you actually finished writing this. No, wait, I guess I can believe that, too... seems like I got off IRC just in time! Still, it's good to know what happened with the monkey. I'd been worrying about that  PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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“I guess, if you put it that way...”
“I do,” she insisted. “Now, shut up and kiss me again...”
“Okay, but no monkey business, you hear?”
And she bit him. What worries me is Superman's susceptibility to magic... does this mean Clark is now a were-monkey?  :rolleyes: Phil, somewhat bemused by Lois' Animagus form...
Ping! Ping!! Ping!!! -- Mother Box
She's such a chatterbox at times...
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What a monkey-business! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/tiere/animal-smiley-069.gif) That was complete and ulterior craziness. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/konfus/d080.gif) But I loved it! In front of him, the monkey began to glow. And grow. And change form. Until it wasn't a monkey anymore. It was Lois. /me laugh outright... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/c035.gif) ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/a080.gif) “It wasn’t a costume. I *am* a monkey.”
He blinked.
“Well, only some of the time.”
“Uh...”
“Well, you’re an alien,” she pointed out. That was incontrovertible, he had to admit. “What’s one non-human to another?”
“I guess, if you put it that way...” LOL! I almost fell off my seat for much laugh! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a065.gif) Hilarious! Keep on the good work guys! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/froehlich/k010.gif)
"My wife's love is what unites Krypton and Earth in my heart. Without it, without her, I truly would be in hell."
~ Superman: Man of Tomorrow #15
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Sheesh. I'm glad to see the ending, it was hilarious watching you all put this together last night. And the story is still hilarious. Confusing, but hilarious. Of course, if only I could get my husband's favorite anime out of my head now... main character turns into a huge ape during the full moon.. or did, until his tail was cut off. 
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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The stars sparkled. The moon glistened. And the squalling alley-cats sang a heavenly chorus. Best line I've read in a long time! ROTFLMAO. Very cute little bit of nonsense! Laura
Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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Interesting story. The only question I have is whether or not the monkey was dressed in something when Clark first saw him. Or did Lois also morph her clothing somehow when she turned simian? Or is there an nfic version of this where she went from monkey to - uh, immodest Lois?
Very funny, by the way. I really like Clark's befuddled reaction to the ape in his bed. Chomp!
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Methos: "I'm easily amused."
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Crazy? I don't understand. Seems perfectly sane to me... if I were Tom Riddle, that is.
-- Roger
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -- Benjamin Franklin
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LMAO!! I Loved it. Great job, You guy's. These, lines, just did it from me. Guess I'm weird, eh? The monkey had a look of malevolence in its eyes that Clark hadn't seen since the time he'd stolen Lois's last chocolate bar. This monkey wasn't cute. It was the monkey from hell. It's bad, when you have an overactive imagination. I can just see what clark saw. LOL! And OOOOOO! “Okay, but no monkey business, you hear?”
And she bit him. YES!! Finally, a fic. With BITING! <g> Rach
Me: what are you looking at *Snatches pic* OMFG! Dean smeared in peanut butter?! WTF?!
Sara: LMAO it was chocolate!! smeared in chocolate!
Me: LMFAO chocolate smeared in chocolate!
Sara: LMAO the *chocolate* isn't smeared in chocolate!
Me: that's the way i read it. was trying to picture chocolate smeared in chocolate
Sara: ROTFLMAO
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ROTFLOL!! Not to mention, you combined one of my favourite shows with one of my favourite book series Well done!! And... do I see another fic by the crazy team waiting?? Off to read it... AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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