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Ok, first of all, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! *shudder* Second of all,   *whisper* I won't even say anything about scaling . 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Ooh...write more stuff, i need to laugh more.
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Kindness in another's trouble,
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Mary,  No more late nights for you. Story cracked me up, even though, It might give me nightmares now of a giant roach. ACK! Rach
Me: what are you looking at *Snatches pic* OMFG! Dean smeared in peanut butter?! WTF?!
Sara: LMAO it was chocolate!! smeared in chocolate!
Me: LMFAO chocolate smeared in chocolate!
Sara: LMAO the *chocolate* isn't smeared in chocolate!
Me: that's the way i read it. was trying to picture chocolate smeared in chocolate
Sara: ROTFLMAO
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Ick lol Eww Loved it <g> Especially the way Lois threatened Clark and his response... PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
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Superman does not kill.
Tank (who is sure Lois would have no such hesitation in this case)
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Hi, Cute.  Clark flew back home and found the roach using the couch cushions to build a small fort. Lois was in the kitchen, wielding a saucepan. Clark sprayed the Raid in the roach's face.
The bug let out a horrible---whatever that noise is called---and collapsed onto its back, knocking down the cushion-fort. Clark sprayed again just to make sure it was dead. Then, he picked it up and flew off to throw it into the sun. Instead of Raid, Superman could had use his eye to fried that thing. 
Maria D. Ferdez.
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Don't like Luthor, unfinished, untitled and crossover story, and people that promises and don't deliver. I'm getting choosy with age.
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Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! Please Mary try to sleep more,hehehehe, I like the story, how do you get all that ideas?????? I hate roaches...eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww have you seen Fredy´s movies lately? I remembered one of those old horror movies when I read about the giant bug,hehehehehe Karla
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/me runs scared  Jose
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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Instead of Raid, Superman could had use his eye to fried that thing. Yeah, I suppose so, but it wouldn't have been nearly as funny  And really when you think about it, I don't think he was in the habit of frying people he was fighting with... so I expect it just didn't occur to him. PJ (who really ought to get a life )
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
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Originally posted by ChiefPam: Instead of Raid, Superman could had use his eye to fried that thing.
PJ
(who really ought to get a life ) And can you imagine the smell!?!?! EWWWWWW! James
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HEEHEE you should stay up late more often!!  TEEEEEEEJ
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Dang!! Really good!!  Write more!! See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Ok, I'm back from RL, finally. And it's time to tell all of you talented FoLCs how much I enjoy reading your work. Mary, this was hilarious! She could almost hear his raised eyebrow. "What?"
"Clark, I'm serious! This thing is huge! It's like Godzilla!" That is pretty much exactly how my little girls and I react to spiders, and my husband usually has the same "I can't believe you're gettting so upset over a little spider" reaction. I need you here NOW! If you don't get here in five seconds, then you can look forward to a long time camping out on the couch! So-----" Seems logical. Poor Clark. Oh, like, ow-- my head! It would drive me crazy to like, listen to her for very long. But hey, if it makes Jimmy happy... found the roach using the couch cushions to build a small fort. Ooooh, scary... so it was just a kid roach? Good thing its dad didn't show up; they'd need more than one can of Raid. Have some more late nights and get bored, ok? This was really funny and I look forward to more of this sort of thing from you. Thanks!
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LOL Sorry for bringing this one back to the top guys but I'm just now starting to read fanfic and I simply adore this story! I am still laughing!! Clark turned to her, then back to the chaos in the bathroom, then back to her. "How did that thing get in here?"
Lois shrugged. "It knocked, so I let it in." Genuis! jen
Tempus: Because you are, in a
word, looney toons!.
Inmate: Looney toons is two words.
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Well, Janet, since you provided the link.... The superhero knocked the Earth lady up. The super cockroach knocked. The super-pregnant Earth lady tried to knock the roachie on the head with her broom, and the superhero knocked it on the jaw, but neither could knock the critter down and out!!! Jimmy? Where's the Raid? Super hilarious, Mary! Okay, now I just have to see who's knocking.... Ann
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Clark's mouth opened and shut. Finally, he just shook his head and went to apprehend the insect that was now racing down the hall with an empty shampoo bottle capping one antenna. I don't know why I spent ages laughing over that image, lol but I did. Laura
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Really, really lovely funny story!!!! I'am still laughing
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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YAY!!!! Even *More* FDK!
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Sorry about momentarily stealing your thread, Mary, but I loved that link to the page about scaling that Rivka provided when she opened this FDK thread. Rivka, I miss you! Where are you?
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