FDK: What's Bugging You? - Lois & Clark Fanfic Message Boards

Ok, first of all, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! *shudder*

Second of all,

*whisper* I won't even say anything about scaling .

Ooh...write more stuff, i need to laugh more.

Mary,

No more late nights for you.

Story cracked me up, even though, It might give me nightmares now of a giant roach. ACK!

Rach

Ick

lol

Eww

Loved it <g> Especially the way Lois threatened Clark and his response...

PJ

Superman does not kill.

Tank (who is sure Lois would have no such hesitation in this case)

Hi,

Cute.

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Clark flew back home and found the roach using the couch cushions to build a small fort. Lois was in the kitchen, wielding a saucepan. Clark sprayed the Raid in the roach's face.

The bug let out a horrible---whatever that noise is called---and collapsed onto its back, knocking down the cushion-fort. Clark sprayed again just to make sure it was dead. Then, he picked it up and flew off to throw it into the sun.

Instead of Raid, Superman could had use his eye to fried that thing.

James

Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

Please Mary try to sleep more,hehehehe, I like the story, how do you get all that ideas??????

I hate roaches...eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

have you seen Fredy´s movies lately? I remembered one of those old horror movies when I read about the giant bug,hehehehehe

Karla

/me runs scared

Jose

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Instead of Raid, Superman could had use his eye to fried that thing.

Yeah, I suppose so, but it wouldn't have been nearly as funny

And really when you think about it, I don't think he was in the habit of frying people he was fighting with... so I expect it just didn't occur to him.

PJ
(who really ought to get a life

)

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Originally posted by ChiefPam:

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Instead of Raid, Superman could had use his eye to fried that thing.
Yeah, I suppose so, but it wouldn't have been nearly as funny And really when you think about it, I don't think he was in the habit of frying people he was fighting with... so I expect it just didn't occur to him.

PJ
(who really ought to get a life )

And can you imagine the smell!?!?!

EWWWWWW!

James

HEEHEE you should stay up late more often!!

TEEEEEEEJ

Dang!!

Really good!!

Write more!!

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Ok, I'm back from RL, finally. And it's time to tell all of you talented FoLCs how much I enjoy reading your work.

Mary, this was hilarious!

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She could almost hear his raised eyebrow. "What?"

"Clark, I'm serious! This thing is huge! It's like Godzilla!"

That is pretty much exactly how my little girls and I react to spiders, and my husband usually has the same "I can't believe you're gettting so upset over a little spider" reaction.

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I need you here NOW! If you don't get here in five seconds, then you can look forward to a long time camping out on the couch! So-----"

Seems logical. Poor Clark.

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"Oh, like, my goodness!

Oh, like, ow-- my head! It would drive me crazy to like, listen to her for very long. But hey, if it makes Jimmy happy...

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found the roach using the couch cushions to build a small fort.

Ooooh, scary... so it was just a kid roach? Good thing its dad didn't show up; they'd need more than one can of Raid.

Have some more late nights and get bored, ok? This was really funny and I look forward to more of this sort of thing from you. Thanks!

LOL Sorry for bringing this one back to the top guys but I'm just now starting to read fanfic and I simply adore this story! I am still laughing!!

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Clark turned to her, then back to the chaos in the bathroom, then back to her. "How did that thing get in here?"

Lois shrugged. "It knocked, so I let it in."

Genuis!
jen

Well, Janet, since you provided the link....

The superhero knocked the Earth lady up. The super cockroach knocked. The super-pregnant Earth lady tried to knock the roachie on the head with her broom, and the superhero knocked it on the jaw, but neither could knock the critter down and out!!!

Jimmy? Where's the Raid?

Super hilarious, Mary! Okay, now I just have to see who's knocking....

Ann

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Clark's mouth opened and shut. Finally, he just shook his head and went to apprehend the insect that was now racing down the hall with an empty shampoo bottle capping one antenna.

I don't know why I spent ages laughing over that image, lol but I did.

Laura

Really, really lovely funny story!!!!

I'am still laughing

YAY!!!! Even *More* FDK!

Sorry about momentarily stealing your thread, Mary, but I loved that link to the page about scaling that Rivka provided when she opened this FDK thread. Rivka, I miss you! Where are you?

Ann