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He's thinking about eating Superman's liver with some arugula and a nice red wine.

TEEEEEEJ

Off screen announcer: Little does the public know that Lex Luthor is really the genetically composited love-child of Mayor Richard Wilkins (Buffy) and Dean Richmond (Nutty Professor: The Klumps). He was created in a bid for world domination...



James

Lex: This just proves Nigel, that financing Miranda’s latest experimental compound was a complete waste of money. My evil plan to turn the world’s population into stupid, happy drones has failed miserably.

Nigel: Yes sir...

Thanks, Mommy. The Nyquil made me feel much better <giggles> ...especially after the third dose.

~@~

The best way to express boyish love is with puppy-dog eyes. I picked the chihuahua.

Nigel: Sir, a package arrived for you.

Lex, bored: Yes, Nigel? What is it? Another piece of the Sphinx's nose?

Nigel: It appears to be a... toy, sir.

Lex: Really? *yawn*

Nigel: Yes, Sir. Some kind of red rubber ball.

Lex: A red... rubber... *perks up*

Nigel: Yes, Sir.

[Nigel opens the package and starts tossing the ball in one hand while reading the package in the other. Lex, unnoticed, becomes transfixed by the ball and progressively more giddy as he watches it.]

Nigel: ... Sir, this ball seems to have an unusual number of warnings. I'm not sure I understand... *looks up* Sir? Are you all right?

Lex: It's... happy! ... It's... fun!!

Nigel: Er... yes, Sir. It's Happy Fun Ball , Sir.

Lex: Shiny ball!!

Nigel: *Starts reading disclaimer more urgently.* I don't see anything about it causing... Ah. "Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space." *shakes head* Kryptonite. It's like catnip for supervillains.

[Nigel tosses it to Lex]

Lex: Happy Fun Ball!!

Nigel: *sigh* Yes, Sir. I'll see if I can arrange a play date for you, Sir. I'm sure you'll want to share your new... toy.

I was thinking about Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball, too.

I think I should make this picture my wallpaper. Every time I look at his dumb expression it makes me smile. :p

I'm going to choose Crazy_Babe as the winner. Simple but effective.