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Ooh crud! Sorry, I would have posted a winner earlier, but my brain's been icky, and today I haven't been feeling well... Now, a lot of these nearly made me snort soda out my nose, so I was thinking of writing names and pinning them to a dart board and then letting a dart choose the winner for me. Two things got in the way of this... One, I don't OWN a dart board, and two, I was pretty certain that the wall would be the winner... I have a horrible aim... Okay, it came down to two. With much great reasoning and an intelligent system of deductingness *shoves quarter under keyboard* I'm going to have to go with... *drumrolls* Queen of Capes! That didn't suck nearly as bad as you'd thought (And yes, I really did use a quarter... I was torn between two!)
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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*checks contest for first time in days* Geesh, now I gotta go find a pic... ...and how about this one?
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Unfortunately, that site doesn't allow hotlinking, Mary. Hotlinking eats into their bandwidth without giving them anything in return. Fortunately, there's flickr...
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lois: What are you doing, Chief? Perry: Thinking about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun. Jimmy: ...or not. ____________________ See, it's been so long my brain can't play this game anymore and I've had to resort to theft. Thanks/sorry Paul. ____________________ Perry: I found them on eBay. Best darn $800 I ever spent! And when I wear them round my neck I get to keep a little piece of the King close to my heart. Lois: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Great shades of Elvis' too, huh Chief. Jimmy: You mean that's not about sunglasses??
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Perry: Has any of you seen my glasses? Lois: You're kidding, right? Perry: No, honestly. I had them in my hand one minute, and the next they were gone. Jimmy: Well ah, Chief, you may want to look down. Perry: *looks down* Well, would you look at that! Now... has anyone seen my watch? Lois: Maybe all these late nights are finally getting to you? Clark: Oh boy...
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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"Clark? We're all roasting with this heat wave, and you're wearing a suit?"
"Oh, yeah. That. Well, see... if I wore short sleeves, then my spandex... uhm... long johns... would show, and that just wouldn't look right."
"Oh. Uh, of course."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Paul, thanks for fixing the picture! And guys, LOL!
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Perry's bummed because when he offered to show off the new Elvis tattoo on his chest, everyone broken into a sweat.
TEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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This is the only thing coming to me but you can't really see Clark so...
o/~ One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...o/~
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Two guesses what was showing at my house this morning... Carol [who actually wasn't home this morning but yesterday...]
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Argh! This was hard. There were two I just couldn't choose between, so I had to flip a coin. Twice.
Gr8shades, you win! Perry thinking about penguins is hilarious! Although, I guess that should technically mean Paul is the winner...
Well, you guys can hash it out. I'm still laughing over these. ^_^
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Ok, I'm jumping in first. Thanks Mary - and Paul.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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booger checking nazi takes her job seriously.
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Sorry, should have posted to official cede the floor. My sig, but your idea to use it as a caption. I'd never have thought of that, and (surprise, surprise) I really liked it. Good job. You earned the win. As for a caption... Gretchen: Okay, seriously? I don't care if you do have all of Superman's powers. Touch me there again, and I will kick your southern-fried behind.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Dr. Kelly has to see if the ability to stare for a really long time is one of Superman's powers. (She's wearing her special "Stare-Contest" contacts)
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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How about this? Can you see me better from down here, little man?
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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CG ------------
( oo * Work) + (1 * Hubby) + (2 * Kids) = 0 * Time
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Okay... here's mine! Along the lines of Cheeseofthe Month!
Gretchen : Grow up, li'l guy! Be brave 'n feel 'em!
CG ------------
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Are you sure you don't know where Mrs. Lincoln is? *stares harder* [Okay - I watched the ep yesterday. Deal with it ] Carol
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