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DTPIAC
I t-i-- ---'-e --t a rea- s--t at -i--i--; t-at retire-e-t ---e sca-da- --- --c--ered -as...
-ait. -e --t ---i-ated --r t-e retire-e-t ---e series?
T-p -rade ---r-a-is-. E--ti--a- -a---p.
---d pict-res, t--, i- I sa- s- --se--. T-e- did-'t -appe- t- -e-ti--...?
It -as ---r -irst p--t- assi---e-t, s--. E-e- Secretariat did-'t s-a- a p-rse t-e -irst ti-e --t.
---?
--is? D--'t --- -a-e s--et-i-- t- sa- t- C-ar-?
Ri--t, -es. C-ar-, t-is is...a----... I'- -er-...
S-rprised?
St---ed. S--c-ed. I- -eed -- ----e-.
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul.
-George Bernard Shaw
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I thi-- ---'-e --t a rea- sh-t at -i--i--; that retire-e-t h--e sca-da- --- --c--ered -as...
-ait. He --t ---i-ated --r the retire-e-t h--e series?
T-p -rade ---r-a-is-. E--ti--a- -a---p.
---d pict-res, t--, i- I sa- s- --se--. The- did-'t happe- t- -e-ti--...?
It -as ---r -irst ph-t- assi---e-t, s--. E-e- Secretariat did-'t s-a- a p-rse the -irst ti-e --t.
-h-?
--is? D--'t --- ha-e s--et-i-- t- sa- t- C-ar-?
Ri-ht, -es. C-ar-, this is...ahhhh... I'- -er-...
S-rprised?
St---ed. Sh-c-ed. I- -eed -- ----e-.
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul.
-George Bernard Shaw
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"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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I thi-- --u'-e --t a rea- sh-t at -i--i--; that retire-e-t h--e sca-da- --u u-c--ered -as...
-ait. He --t ---i-ated --r the retire-e-t h--e series?
T-p -rade --ur-a-is-. E--ti--a- -a---p.
---d pictures, t--, i- I sa- s- --se--. The- did-'t happe- t- -e-ti--...?
It -as --ur -irst ph-t- assi---e-t, s--. E-e- Secretariat did-'t s-a- a purse the -irst ti-e -ut.
-h-?
--is? D--'t --u ha-e s--et-i-- t- sa- t- C-ar-?
Ri-ht, -es. C-ar-, this is...ahhhh... I'- -er-...
Surprised?
Stu--ed. Sh-c-ed. I- -eed -- ----e-.
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Oooh I think I got it!!
It's from ''Wall Of Sound''
Perry- I think you've got a real shot at winning that retirement home scandal you uncovered was
Lois- Wait. He got nominated for the retirement home series?
Perry- Top grade journalism. Emotional wallop.
Jimmy- Good pictures, too, if I say so myself. They didn't happen to mention...?
Perrt- It was your first assignment, son. Even Secretariat didn't snag a purse the first time out.
Jimmy- Who?
Perry- Lois? Don't you have something to say to Clark?
Lois- Right, yes. Clark, this is...ahhhh... I'm very...
Clark- surprised?
Lois: Stunned. Shocked. In need of oxygen.
-Camy
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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Well, I guesse it's my turn again  -'--/ ---/ -/ ------/ ----/ ---------. ---- ------- ------ -----. ----'-- ------ -- ---- -------- --- - -------- -- --- -- ----- ------ -----. --- ----, --- -------,----- ------? --- --- ------ --- --- ---. ---'- ---- ---- ----- ---'- ------- -- -----------. ----? - ----... - ----... -- --- ---- ----... --- ---- -------. ----. ----- ------- --, ---- --- --- --------- --- -- --- ---- -- ----- ------- -----? good luck! -Camy
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
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-George Bernard Shaw
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Don't think about the pink elephant... I dare you!
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Kerth
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The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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L? Carolyn 
Pisco and Ceviche ->100% PERUVIAN. Never doubt that.
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CG
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( oo * Work) + (1 * Hubby) + (2 * Kids) = 0 * Time
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A, M, I, E, L and N
I'-e --- a ------ --i- a--e-n--n. -in- Ne---ne ---i-e line-. --e-'-e
-a-in- an --en a--i-i-n --- a
--me-ian -n -ne -- --ei- ---i-e --i--.
--- -n--, -i- i-lan--,-e-e- ni----? All --e ---im- --- -an ea-.
Le-'- ---e --e- --ill --n'- -elie-e
in -eel-a-lin-.
--a-?
I -ai-... I ---e... -e -an ---- -ee-... --e -all --llin-. -e-e.
--i-- -emin-- me, --a- -i- --e
------ine -a- -- -i- -i-e -n --ei- -e--in- ni---?
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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Merriwether
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I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Here's your 'O' Woody!
I'-e -o- a ---o-- --i- a--e-noon. -in- Ne---ne ---i-e line-. --e-'-e
-a-in- an o-en a--i-ion -o- a
-ome-ian on one o- --ei- ---i-e --i--.
-o- -no-, -i- i-lan--,-e-e- ni----? All --e ---im- -o- -an ea-.
Le-'- -o-e --e- --ill -on'- -elie-e
in -eel-a-lin-.
--a-?
I -ai-... I -o-e... -e -an ---- -ee-... --e -all -ollin-. -e-e.
--i-- -emin-- me, --a- -i- --e
-o----ine -a- -o -i- -i-e on --ei- -e--in- ni---?
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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Don't think about the pink elephant... I dare you!
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REV. BOB
I've got a tryout this afternoon.
King Neptune Cruise Lines. They're
having an open audition for a
comedian on one of their cruise
ships.
(smarmy smile)
You know, six islands, seven
nights? All the shrimp you can
eat.
LOIS
(sotto, to Clark)
Let's hope they still don't believe
in keelhauling.
REV. BOB
What?
LOIS
I said... I hope... we can just
keep... the ball rolling. Here.
REV. BOB
Which reminds me, what did the
porcupine say to his wife on their
wedding night?
Good one, Camy. bbl with a quote.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Yep, that's the one! (you're fast!) thanks -Camy
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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"-'-- / ------ / ---, / ----. / ----, / ---'-- / - / --- / ----- / -----, /-'- / - / --- / ------ / -------... / ---'-- / ----- / -- / -- / - / ------, / -'- / ----- / -- / -- / - / --- / --- / --'- / --- / ---- / --- / --, / -------- / -----, / --? / ---- / ---, / --- / ---- / *--* / -------. / --- / --'- / -- / --- / --------, / ----- / ----."
"----- / -- / ---- / ----?"
"---- / -------- / ------."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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