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Hey, thanks, Ankit! Glad you liked it. I know we have fun writing it.  So, time for a new picture... Hmm... Well, with Christiane moving her site, I'll have to look elsewhere... For example, The Lois and Clark TV Archive . So, let's see what you FoLCs can do with this... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/Vatman/vatman32.jpg) Paul
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Well, I don't know if it's just me but, uh, I can't see the image... 
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Lex: And you got Kent here to volunteer as a test subject?
Clark: Journalism doesn't pay *THAT* well, Luthor.
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Can't see the picture either.
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Hmm. That's odd. It shows up just fine for me, and obviously for TJ, as well. Can you see it if you open it in its own window here ? Paul
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I can only see it if I go to the page (following the properties) and then come back. The link gets a "not allowed" page, BUT if you refresh it, the picture comes up.
Sadly, after all that, I still have no caption ideas. :p
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Okay, moved it to my own webspace, which will hopefully help. ![[Linked Image]](http://web.mit.edu/pgw/Public/vatman32.jpg) That any better? Paul
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Much. 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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You just kind of stared at me'
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Can't think of caption... too distracted....  Eh, I tried. I'll come back if I actually think of one.  Sara
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Actually, Paul, I just copied the link attached to the picture, and put it in the address line on my Explorer. It worked for me!
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Lex: Hmmm, nice abs.
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(This is just for fun, please don't pick me.)
Doc: He's been here like this since I arrived this morning---The cleaning staff came in and found him in my office, standing on my desk, singing what was apparently an awful rendition of "It's a Long Way to Tipperary"! Obviously, Mister Luthor, the artificial Kryptonite didn't *exactly* work they way we'd intended...
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"Yes sir."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"I'm not dead!"
"You most certainly are! Don't listen to him sir! He's lying!"
"But I'm not dead!"
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MD : I checked all the vitals. He’s in excellent shape. I'm sure he's just trying to gain some time.Try it again. Lex : OK Kent. Stop cheating. For the 20 th time, I’ll count to three, and you’ll instantly wake up. 1…2…3. (Clark opens his eyes) Brilliant ! So now tell me… How many? Clark : 110 billionth sheeps before I actually drifted to sleep. Told you I’ll beat you on this, Luthor. Carole 
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Been a few days since the last caption. Time to pick a winner (well, a bit past time... sorry). Looking over the entries, I think I have to go with this one: "Is he dead?"
"Yes sir."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"I'm not dead!"
"You most certainly are! Don't listen to him sir! He's lying!"
"But I'm not dead!"  Jenni! You (and your caffeine) are up! Paul
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Wow! thank you Paul I have to admit, I like my caffine. Anyway I hope this works and that this pic hasn't been posted before. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.geocities.com/jenniferjac_2000/knockknock.jpg)
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Clark Kent gets exposed to Purple Kryptonite and as a result has become obsessively fashion conscious.
Clark: Oh my gosh! this hair style is SO 80's!! Bangs are all the fad this year, honey, lets go with bangs.
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Oh... Erm...
Clark: Whoops... I think I focused my heat-vision a bit too much.
Lois (It is Lois, right?): "A bit too much"? You made my hair frizzy!
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