Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competition VI

Starting another thread again, since the other one hit 48 posts.
Wow, I didn't even expect to win. Hrm, guess this means I gotta find a picture. Well, let's try this one, just cause.



Good luck!

I can't resist, Karen...

"Larry... meet Charlie."


Wendy

HAR!

Jen
ps don't have a caption, just needed to laugh at that

Can't resist either so:

'Hatwoman'

Okay, I'll be serious now (well...)

Lois "What I need now is a sauna, some massage, a roomservice...and tons of Double Fudge Crunch Bars."

Carole

Lois (thinking): "Leave. Just leave! I'm a man. I can't be attrackted to another man! So leave!"

Saskia

"Lord, Clark, your tie is blinding me!"

hmmm. clarkie-san. wax on, wax off. wax on, wax off...

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ooo. the guys at the chop shop ordered from ralph's pagoda and i had to eat with them...

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hey, great costume, lois! you going to wear that for halloween, too?

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lois, i hate to tell you, but ralph has been making some comments about your "new look..."

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mmmmmmmmmmmmm.... no, it's just not working. i can't blow up ralph's head with psycic "scanner" powers. darn.

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ooo. nice disguise, lois! but i just got a call... the chop shop was busted in a police raid this morning.

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oh, lois, before you leave... superman just dropped by for his interview.

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okay. my disguise is all ready. now to get in character. just close my eyes and remember... i love beer. i love football. writing my name in the snow is cool...

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uh-oh. i think i'm allergic to this fake mustache...

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lois, why are you dressed like that?

like what, clark? ... ooo, ow.

are you feeling okay?

not really. my head hurts, and my face feels funny. why does my face feel funny, clark?

what did you do last night?

uhm, not much... went out to a bar with some people. i didn't want to drink, so i ordered iced tea. it tasted funny, but what do you expect from a bar? i don't remember much else, except something about "being one of the guys..."

Jimmy: "You have to change fast. If Cat sees you she could made a pass at you."

Jose

Ooohboy. Now I have to decide the winner. How am I going to do that?

Hehe. The obvious answer but it still had me giggling. It's like she's going "Doh! Cute guy who now thinks I'm a guy. Double-DOH!"

*snicker*

I think I've got to go with Paul -- it's the whole writing in the snow bit that got me.

thanks, karen! glad you liked it.

for the record, i don't understand the snow thing, either.

okay... time for a new pic. thanks again to christiane and her award-winning site.

actually, i've got 2 this time. the second one is the main one, but i couldn't help posting the first. it's just too fun.





so, have at it!

Paul

Okay, I can't resist, but I'm doing them backwards...

For the second picture: "Lois, if you had just let my mom give you cooking lessons, you wouldn't be facing these manslaughter charges!"

And for the first: "Hey, that's *my* wife's cooking you're insulting!"

PJ

Lois: "I know you love me Clark, and you, Martha and Jonathan think of me as your daughter. But you don't have to pretend that you are Superman. Here there are people that can help you."

Clark: "It's true Lois, you have to take us out of here, we're not crazy. I'm really Superman."

Jose

Lois: "Clark, don't worry, everything will be fine. I'll go out of here in no time...could you just bring back my 'pick up locks' set and a bunch of Double Fudge Crunch Bars on your next visit?"

For the second picture,

Clark: Lois how many times do I have to tell you not to annoy Henderson?

hmm. not many captions this time. maybe it's the pic. or maybe it's the fact that there's more than one. will have to stop doing that.

anyway, time to pick a winner!

i'm going to go with pam.

individually they're both great, but taken together, they're hilarious.

good one, pam!

so, you're up!

Paul

Thanks, Paul! I didn't plan to enter the contest, but when I saw those pictures, those lines just jumped into my head...

Okay next one--



PJ

'I wonder how ballastic she going to get if I mention she needs Head & Shoulders?'

Lois: You don't really think that I would believe that there is a man in black tights and a cape called Batman do you?

Lois: Clark, I leave town for *two* days and you kill my fish?!?!
Clark: I swear it's all the ficus' fault!

Clark: "Honey, I admit black tight shirt doesn't look as good and sexy on me as it looks on you. Now, could you give it back to me...please?"

Lois: "You first!"

Clark: "Me?"

Lois: "Yes you! Seems my Superman candybox has run into hiding... any idea where I could find it?"