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...what would he notch?


Cat Grant supposedly notched her garter belt.

What would Lex metaphorically notch?

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I assume you're talking about something more fancyful than the bedpost for conquests and the belt for kills, right?

So, are you talking kills or conquests?

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Conquest for the ladies.


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Hmm, right now all I can think of is bedpost.
Sorry huh On the other hand, it would mean, that who ever is talking about him, isn't willing to consider him special enough to warrant a particularly fancy scoreboard. As in, underneath it all, Lex is just another "typical male".

Or perhaps, he check off names in his little back book.

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A golden bed post or some ancient fertility statue maybe?


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His check-book?
Or one of his credit cards?
(As in... 'another notch in his American Express' - where you can (maybe?) take 'express' literally... devilsplat )
Or how about notching Lextower (or the Lexor)?
How do you feel about notching 'that ancient sword of his' - the one used by Alexander the Great to defeat Darius III...


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A notch in his sword belt?


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Lex would never do anything so gauche as to 'notch' anything to enumerate his conquests.

He has people to do that for him.

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Notches do seem a bit gauche for Lex. Perhaps he would ask someone to sign the guest book? laugh Or perhaps he prefers a video record? (Where's the emoticon which is retching?)


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clap rotflol

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James told me last night, "You know. I was thinking figuratively, as if Lex were thinking to himself, 'That's another notch on my __________.'" I told him that I didn't take his question figuratively at all. I'm at a complete loss.


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Well, in this case I have to agree with you, Elisabeth. Lex would never even consider notching anything, either figuratively or literally. He'd rather consider his latest conquest 'another itch that was scratched' - there was some situation where he told one of his lovers (was it Dr. Baines? huh ) that she had been an itch to be scratched, after all.

Because of that, I understood James' request in the way that someone else remarks on Lex notching something.


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You're right. He told that to Miranda, which was why she launched Revenge on the DP and on Lex.


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After much concideration, I would agree that Lex wouldn't 'notch' anything.

I'll have to come up with a different thought for him.


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