Oh my god, I would have loved to see you write this. The whole time I was reading I just kept laughing harder and harder. When Lois left the room I was sure something in was going to explode and kill Jimmy and the kids. The twist at the end was a perfect cap to a hysterical story. Quite a nightmare indeed. Well done, and happy birthday! smile

Annie

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