1300+ pages which he could cover in about...oh, 15 seconds.
I'm going to guess he has no clue who Secretariat is, either...
"It's the mythology of a sun god who wished he was a man because he saw something so great in us. It's the story of a hero who could move whole worlds and see through stars and hear a whisper on the other side of the planet... ...and who fell in love with a storyteller." - ashmaht (x)
