"Silly Lois. Clark's not missing. He just asked me to distract for a while so he could go shag a D.A. It really was the perfect plan. On April Fools Day, too!"
And thus Clark vanishes into shallow grave.
And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that method?
It keeps her from getting properly ticked off?
You get to decide the fate of Clark Kent!
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