Perfect title!
Clark frowned in confusion. "Uh, what are you up to?" Lois' facade slipped for a moment as panic flashed through her eyes. Clark suddenly grew very nervous. "Lois? Lois, is everything all right?"
So, she's plotting against him? Or working on her novel?
She merely brushed it off. "Fine, Clark. Everything's fine. Geez, why has everyone been so darn curious today?"
Here's where you feed her chocolate and coffee, Clark.
Lois bit her lip nervously. "Promise you won't tell anyone? Anyone at all? Not Perry or Jimmy or even Superman?"
Ah, so we're in Season 1 or 2.
Of course, he was not oblivious to the irony of that statement, and knew just how hypocritical he was. He had to tell her, and soon, but timing was everything, and Clark just didn't know when it--
"They're... prank ideas? That's what all of the fuss is about?"
Oooh!
Hmmm...does she know/suspect and *that* is the actual prank?
Now *that* would be fun too.
Clark finally allowed himself to chuckle at her behavior as he booted up his computer and thought about just what he could do to turn the tables on his girlfriend.
Wait...is *this* the prank? Making us wait in suspense? Ack!
More now please!
