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Lex’s laughter was uncontrolled now. “And he’s a virgin!”
*really*, Lex? That gives you the giggles?

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He belongs to me now.
Can we drop him off the balcony, please?

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Virginity does make sense given his powers. Wouldn’t want him to tear you in half in his excitement.
There's actually a non-LnC pseudo-science report out there on that subject (Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex).

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Her inner voice’s gnashing teeth in anger sounded like swords clashing and felt more like a demon wishing to free itself from her corporeal body just to tear Luthor in two.
And a vignette on the dark side of the boards that deals with a now slightly damaged Lex who fancied himself in love with Superman.

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Lois glowered at Lex, kicking up her leg and knocking into Luthor’s hand, which held the globe. The sphere flew through the air, Joe-El’s voice cutting off at the lack of touch, but instead of falling, the globe levitated above Luthor’s head.
Ooooo... /pictues Lex jumping up and down, trying to catch the globe like a monkey on drugs.

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“Now look what you’ve done!” Lex snapped. He jumped up, trying to grab it, but every time he did the globe shifted its position to remain out of his reach.
hyper

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