Michael: I think I can sneak one more in before they notice I'm missing...
So, six and a half months of pent up sexual frustration finally found a release.
Yeah, that porno running through her dreams was NO help whatsoever.
Oh, great. Alt-Clark dumped the *wrong* Lois in this universe
They're more alike than you thought.
So, no naughty thoughts while sitting next to him during a staff meeting. Or watching him give a statement as Superman? Ooooooh!
He better be on his best behavior.
Like that of her and a random Clark’s second time?
THERE WAS ONLY THE ONE TIME!
Well… some B&E for starters…
Yes, he doesn't want to know of those in advance.
Drat. Wanted to ask this for the last part or so. Does Lois have stretchmarks? Well…apparently not, given Clark’s lack of wonder, but…
This will be answered, in time, Grasshopper. Paitence.
Well…his wife was gone. He had to pick up the slack.
Great. Super protective father.
Did you expect any other kind? I mean, look at how he is with his wife?
Wow. It’s been exactly a year. Lucky coincidence, that.
Well, at the beginning it was the end of S3 and this is the end of S4 (kind-of).
So, time-line wise, it worked out.
Who said that?
Huh. Well, he’s Alexander ‘Lex’ Luthor.
Only on Smallville. In L&C it's not stated emphatically that "Alexander" is what 'Lex' is short for, so I took that window of opportunity and stretched it a bit.
So, Jr. and Jr.? Actually, wouldn’t that make the phantom Alexander Luthor, Jr.?
If it's good for George Foreman...
Missed her daughter, huh?
Duh!
Some 15 years in the future: Mom, where you and Dad living separated when I was born?
New publisher? Because he’d inherit the Planet?
Well, yeah, because Lex, Jr. is dead.
Yeah, they grow on trees. Unfortunately, they don’t come with a noose.
So true.
Wow. He’s been too long around Perry, that one.
Why doesn't anyone think that Jimmy would ever stand up to his friends? Especially his friends he went out on the limb for? I guess, it's just me.
Penny’s good for him, I see.
Behind each strong man is an even stronger woman?
