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Kryptonian women don't dialate on their own? Sounds more like the women from Twilight.
No. Human woman with superpowers. Her body has no idea how to deal with the whole there's no pain issue. At least, that was the approach there. As for Kryptonian women. No, they don't dilate either. Their babies are grown in a plastic container after they have signed a baby contract with their husband. Sec is only something the husband does with his concubines.

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He could always have UW deliver... never mind.
Oooooooh! So, Canon-Lois explains to UW in detail how she took Alt-Clark's virginity. And then UW goes to Canon-Clark and shows him in detail how Canon-Lois and Alt-Clark...

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Heat vision and oxygen canisters not a good combo.
I'm not sure Tempus would agree.

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Only while it's next to K, afterward all powerful stuff. (remember, the glass vials didn't break until AFTER they put the K away).
Huh. Wouldn't the white blood cells have taken care of the glass, then?

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Why does that sound like a 'rule' to me?
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