Michael: Kryptonian women don't dialate on their own? Sounds more like the women from Twilight.
/imagines Alt-Clark delivering that message in person to Canon-Clark/ Oooooh! Look, Superman can fly backwards, too!
He could always have UW deliver... never mind.
/wonders if that will determine Clark’s own future, too.
Clark's more humanized (seen as a real person) in alt-dimension than Superman is in canon.
Couldn’t the supers heat the air with their heat vision from time to time? Our would that cause an excess of ozone in the room?
Heat vision and oxygen canisters not a good combo.
Aside from the babies he delivers during emergencies, that is?
Well, yes, aside from those.
What? This was supposed to be hard? Oops.
Hmm…Dan had dark hair. So had Max. And Lex. So, either the postman, Mayson, however that would have worked, or her mother-in-law on the El-side of the family.
Ellen's blonde too.
Oh dear. Sounds like either Doc Klein went over to the other side or someone figured out that Ultra Woman is a perfect match for Lucy’s blood type
Blood type? Does that even matter in Kryptonian blood?
See? But won’t the Kryptonite also harm her blood?
Only while it's next to K, afterward all powerful stuff. (remember, the glass vials didn't break until AFTER they put the K away).
Umm… Clark? You *specifically* told Lois *not to*.
Why does that sound like a 'rule' to me?
Aaaah, see? So, which would now be worse? Birth or Kryptinite?
Birth with K?
Sounds like childbirth to me…
Like Clark could handle the pain of childbirth! Pah!
