Or a second epilogue to my story! 12 months later...
Oooooooo
What do you mean plants don't survive on caffine? Reporters do!
Ummm... just because most plants have a greater nose for a story than *some* reporters /cough/ Ralph /cough/ doesn't mean they can survive on the same slosh. Also, They'd at least need some donuts, too. For nutrients and vitamin D and stuff.
Michael